{"id":13233,"date":"2018-07-23T23:39:24","date_gmt":"2018-07-23T21:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/?p=13233"},"modified":"2018-07-23T23:42:15","modified_gmt":"2018-07-23T21:42:15","slug":"parades-kiszolgalas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/?p=13233","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00e1d\u00e9s kiszolg\u00e1l\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Sokkol\u00f3 kereskedelem<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13234\" style=\"width: 218px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/tortura_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13234\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13234\" src=\"http:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/tortura_-208x300.jpg\" alt=\"\u00c9n az\u00e9rt vagyok, hogy te ne is legy\u00e9l!!\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/tortura_-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/tortura_-104x150.jpg 104w, https:\/\/induljelegyuton.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/tortura_.jpg 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13234\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00c9n az\u00e9rt vagyok, hogy te ne is legy\u00e9l!!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A nyugati Westend-k\u00f6zeli v\u00e1g\u00e1nyain\u00e1l fedeztem f\u00f6l az ott l\u00e9v\u0151 miniABC-t. Valami \u201eleheletfriss\u00edt\u0151t\u201d akartam v\u00e1s\u00e1rolni. Bel\u00e9ptem \u00e9s sz\u00e9tn\u00e9ztem: a kis helys\u00e9gben ink\u00e1bb a pulton t\u00falr\u00f3l rem\u00e9ltem seg\u00edts\u00e9get. A pult m\u00f6g\u00f6tt, egy l\u00e9p\u00e9ssel h\u00e1tr\u00e9bb, egy nagydarab n\u0151 \u00e1lldog\u00e1lt \u2013 kifejez\u00e9stelen arccal. Szemei valahol a fejem f\u00f6l\u00e9 r\u00e9vedtek. (A sork\u00f6z\u00f6k a besz\u00e9lget\u00e9s dinamik\u00e1j\u00e1t szeml\u00e9ltetik.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Itt dolgoznak? &#8211; provok\u00e1ltam<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Nem, a szomsz\u00e9dban\u2026 &#8211; r\u00e1m se n\u00e9zett!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Kit\u0151l lehet k\u00e9rni?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Akit\u0151l akar. \u2026.. Aki szimpatikus\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>M\u00e1r l\u00e1ttam a \u201ekiszolg\u00e1l\u00e1s\u201d megkezd\u00e9sekor, hogy egy fiatal h\u00f6lgy p\u00f6szm\u00f6t\u00f6lt az egyik pult m\u00f6g\u00f6tti polcn\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Akkor a h\u00f6lgyet v\u00e1lasztan\u00e1m \u2013 provok\u00e1ltam a rozm\u00e1rt. A kis h\u00f6lgy ekkor nagyokat pislantott. Eddig nem itt volt.<\/li>\n<li>Kisasszony tudna nekem tic-taccal szolg\u00e1lni?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>M\u00e9giscsak a szomsz\u00e9dba kell mennie\u2026 nincs tic-tac\u2026 &#8211; v\u00e9ltem a rozm\u00e1r hangj\u00e1ban egy kis k\u00e1r\u00f6rvend\u0151t.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00c9s r\u00e1g\u00f3juk van-e? \u2013 kaptam \u00e9szbe.<\/li>\n<li>\u2026 Milyen kell?<\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<li>Van &#8211; a kisl\u00e1ny kiss\u00e9 ijedt arccal dobta a r\u00e1g\u00f3t a pultra. (Nna, nem olyan magasr\u00f3l.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Eltettem.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>K\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00f6m sz\u00e9pen! A viszontl\u00e1t\u00e1sra! \u2013 gondoltam r\u00f6h\u00f6gve az \u00e1llatv\u00e9d\u0151kre\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sokkol\u00f3 kereskedelem A nyugati Westend-k\u00f6zeli v\u00e1g\u00e1nyain\u00e1l fedeztem f\u00f6l az ott l\u00e9v\u0151 miniABC-t. Valami \u201eleheletfriss\u00edt\u0151t\u201d akartam v\u00e1s\u00e1rolni. Bel\u00e9ptem \u00e9s sz\u00e9tn\u00e9ztem: a kis helys\u00e9gben ink\u00e1bb a pulton t\u00falr\u00f3l rem\u00e9ltem seg\u00edts\u00e9get. A pult m\u00f6g\u00f6tt, egy l\u00e9p\u00e9ssel h\u00e1tr\u00e9bb, egy nagydarab n\u0151 \u00e1lldog\u00e1lt \u2013 kifejez\u00e9stelen arccal. Szemei valahol a fejem f\u00f6l\u00e9 r\u00e9vedtek. 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